The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, “I always knew you were a dirty bird.” You’ll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20″ NIPYATA! Smashin’ Stick.
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15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
Sauza® Tequila (1), Smirnoff® Flavored Vodka (2), Jim Beam® Honey (1)
Captain Morgan’s® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1)
NIPYATA!® Hangin’ Twine – for your hanging convenience
NIPYATA!® Smashin’ Stick – built for adults
NIPYATA!® Blindin’ Blindfold – the ultimate sight remover!
NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® – hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
NIPYATA!® Personalized Note – tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
Candy: Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots® (20+ packs)
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Discreet Packaging – keeps it a surprise – plus your boss doesn’t need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Size: 22″(h) x 5″(w) x 14″(d)
Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking.
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