El Toro Loco® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite. Your best friend will love this crazy bull. Especially after she’s had a few nips of tequila and some Colombian marching powder.
100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don’t love it? Return for free with no questions asked.
***In stock – will ship out within 1 – 2 Business Days and arrive within 3 – 8 business days with UPS Ground*** Email firstname.lastname@example.org for expedited options***
12 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
Smirnoff® Flavored Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Straight Vodka (2),
JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1)
Bacardi® Rum (1)
NIPYATA!® Hangin’ Twine – for your hanging convenience
NIPYATA!® Smashin’ Stick – unleash your drunken power
NIPYATA!® Blindin’ Blindfold – the ultimate sight remover!
NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® – hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note – tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
Assorted Candy: Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
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Discreet Packaging – keeps it a surprise – plus your boss doesn’t need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Size: 17″(h) x 6″(w) x 14″(d)
Demeanor: Cuddly. Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.
Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you’d like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang ‘Yata. Smash Responsibly.
For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. Due to interstate shipping laws, we cannot ship products that contain alcohol to the following states: ( PA, UT, WY, ND, SD, IL, TX) Please email us for in-state pick-up options at email@example.com